jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

samuel hoogstrat

hes a fucking asshole and nobody fucking loves him because he likes to eat dog shit and he like the taste of dog shit lol fucking asshole I hope he dies a terrible death cuz hes a faggot

Dude why are you eating my sisters ass right now like that is so like a Samuel hoogstrat.

by fucking goerge ramero May 9, 2018

samuel saunders

A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it

Damn Samuel Saunders is a real great person

by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017

samuel starbuck

a disgusting boy who has intercourse with his stuffed animals

omg this guy just banged his teddy! he's definitely samuel starbuck

by the guy who everyone hates May 20, 2016

samuel and ffion

Samuel and Ffion are a perfect partnership. Samuel and Ffion like do do things their way. Samuel and Ffion will always come together however far they part. Samuel and Ffion will forever be the greatest partnership in history. Samuel and Ffion are doing it the way they should be. #greatsex #hangry #loveit

‘Oh what’s that racket’ ‘that’s Samuel and Ffion having great sex again’

by Samuel and Ffion January 17, 2018

samuel ramsey

Samuel Ramsey is a huge homosexual asshole that is most likely to date a homosexual duck that likes it in the bottom hole.

That dude is a Samuel Ramsey.

by Heaven Leigh Phillips May 5, 2018

Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017