The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
Get the Flying spaghetti monstermug. Joanna: “Text book Jordan not getting the joke again”.
Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti”
Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti”
by Dischit May 27, 2023
Get the Peshwari Naan Spaghettimug. 1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"
by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023
Get the spaghetti level mathematicsmug. An individual so unfortunately frail, their physique prevents them from playing the manliest of games, such as rugby and poker.
A scarecrow, or that kid who eats dessert alone in Superbad are both examples of Spaghetti-Framed Lanktards.
by MalcLin420 September 17, 2013
Get the Spaghetti-Framed Lanktardmug. by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017
Get the Spaghetti-O Pussymug. by BoboTheRedneck October 24, 2017
Get the spaghetti in my pocketsmug. Special Time Spaghetti is when a bitch has long abundant pubic hair and is on her period. The dish consists of pubes (the noodles), spaghetti sauce (the period blood), and the meat of course (the succulent uterine lining).
by TrollHard October 3, 2017
Get the Special Time Spaghettimug.