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Soulman Diddleman

A Person who is a great hulking ape from the northern isle of yartsew apap and lives in a hole with a Citroen 2 shit-ty outside and a massive heap of animal dungarees. He has a friend named Shave Horsetown and another named Caloomo the Sumo. His enemy goes by the name of Spangus MacDiddy. And in other news he once shot superman out of the sky with a paper airplane (no kryptonite used whatsoever) and he gave someone a cleveland steamer.
Man 1:I Hate you dude you're such a Soulman Diddleman.
Man 2:But I love you, buddy!
Man 1:Urgh you're soooo gay.

(*Man 1 punches Man 2*)
Man 2:Owwwww Fish Cheese.
by MeUnited Against Yartsew Apap February 12, 2010
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Soulmate

Doesn't fucking exist.
Statistically speaking, there are thousands of people who can be your 'soulmate,' whatever the hell that means.
by nolifejones June 19, 2015
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Soulmate

A person who will make you happy at first but will leave you sooner
Ur reading this cuz u don’t have a soulmate
by Kyuteepiee May 4, 2020
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Soulmate

BTS are soulmates who would find each other in every single life they walk don't @ me
by yoonsgays June 29, 2019
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soulmate

A term mentioned a lot in American television talk shows and by pop 'psychologists' like Dr Phil. A psuedo metaphysical cliché based on normative assumptions about personal relationships.

It is an elusive and subjective term and any definition would be to apply a generalisation to personal relationships. It could be argued that searching for a 'soulmate' will only lead to frustration because it is questionable that such an entity even exists.
Mary has become depressed because she believes her past relationships failed, as she was unable to locate her supposed soulmate out of the billions of inhabitants of planet Earth.

As a well known song states "It's got to be, perfect and I won't take anything less". Mary follows this statement too closely and is lead to constant disappointment, because she believes life is like a romance novel.
by RealityR January 11, 2012
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soulmate

A term used To describe what Dan and Phil Are to each other and in general
Dan and Phil are soulmate
Agreed
by melancholy mood October 16, 2019
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Irish SoulPatch

Bruising of the forward facing part of the chin, creating a large circular or oval black spot resembling a soulpatch. Usually from fights or random punching of the chin area.
I decided to sneak around my friend denis and give him an enormous nipple twister, simply because he had it coming to him, little did I know he would punch back resulting in me having an Irish soulpatch for the weekend.
by chacharron macharron October 1, 2009
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