by skidd18 February 4, 2020
Get the uber simp mug.Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.
by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020
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by peepoo123 March 3, 2020
Get the Rape simp mug.A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
Get the Beast Simp mug.OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*
by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020
Get the OJ Simp mug.Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 8, 2020
Get the Stealth Simp mug.The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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