seals are the silliest animals in this planet and they are also a family of animals that refers to earless seals, eared seals, and walruses. earless seals are also known as "true seals" while eared seals are either sea lions or fur seals and walruses are self-explanatory. seals are goofy by far the goofiest animals alive and are very cool
hey look a seal
by Raptor studio September 20, 2023
Get the sealmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The First Sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal cuffmug. by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013
Get the Dealed the sealmug. When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019
Get the Sealmug. When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
Get the clubbing baby sealsmug. Post ejaculation of solo masturbation, said person takes their cum and rubs it inside and out of their asshole while making seal sounds.
by jimmy_chicken July 26, 2012
Get the greasing the sealmug.