save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates

Person 1: Want to go to Save a Lot?
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate

by TripleUltraStar June 13, 2021

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Save-flation

A sharp increase in savings and one's purchasing power.

"Hey Joe, that supermarket has so many new deals and they keep coming - they must be in save-flation"

by Supermarket with a C April 11, 2022

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Moonlight Savings Time

There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning

You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning

by Death Menace May 25, 2023

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