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Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 July 1, 2010
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ridge runner

An uncommon word describing a hick or hillbilly. I use it to describe some of the more "colorful" people where I am from. No teeth, chews tobacco, 2 sets of clothes (work clothes and Sunday clothes), usually lives 2 hours or more from the nearest general store, and some are seen walking the back country roads (or searching rivers) with a stick and a bag to pick up the trash and sell it.
"Hey Mom, I saw those damn ridge runners again. They were climbing into the dumpsters and sorting through the trash."
by NathanC May 23, 2006
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Taco Runner

A dirty Mexican or a wetback. A human of latin decent with small mans complex that usually has a sister with a mustach.
Fuck off you taco runner before I bend you in half and put you in the trash.
by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005
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Runner

Typically found on college campuses. A runner is an individual who spontaneously takes of in a wild gallop for no apparent reason. This individual can most commonly be seen in the late hours of the evening when few people are outside.
I was walking with my girlfriend last night and a runner came down the sidewalk. After stopping in the middle of the walk, she proceeded to round the corner and fall.
by A Concerned Streak October 11, 2004
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It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)
Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.
by Wetefe June 18, 2010
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Runerub

A way to say I love you, without actually saying, usually in front of your mates, correct response is runerub-oo, as in I love you too.
"Hey, Runerub,"
"Aw, Runerub-oo"
"Ya,"
by Duvessa June 2, 2008
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