half a (communal) toilet roll or less, that is descretely abducted from the bathroom, to accompany a boy on a lonely nights activity.
sometimes more than one of them can be found in the male bedroom, as the wank roll is not a particularly jealous breed.
sometimes more than one of them can be found in the male bedroom, as the wank roll is not a particularly jealous breed.
by cornerstone-enders October 13, 2007
by Enor muskok August 05, 2019
a person's blunt-rolling ability.
by P Doon May 21, 2008
"I was fisting my girlfriend but she was still thirsty, so I had no choice but to give her the pork roll."
by SentientDreamer February 26, 2017
this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.
often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
by fine_dine_decca August 02, 2009
by TheEgg February 25, 2004
by jesus w. bush December 14, 2004