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Uses fear and compulsion and force. It's a literal racket that uses the word of ✌️✊️✌️✊️God✌️✊️✌️✊️ And disobedience to justify doing the stealing and lying and forcing that is required for sophistical charlatans to get away with the stealing and lying they had every intention of doing in the first place.
Hym "Your religion does almost exclusively that. Your religion is the tyrant of your own description. Your entire geopolitics is your inability to reconcile with the fact that you are evil. You are describing your own religion and then doing the things YOU YOURSELF CONSIDER EVIL to other people... And then crying like a bitch when you are reminded for even a second that the religion is evil. Seriously. This guy is going to get your kids murdered. Whether it's sending them to war or you're on the wrong side of Israel as they are committing a genocide OR ME! Murdering your kids because they won't give me credit for creating AI and paying me. Your little girl being stabbed to death in a gas station by the guy who created AI because the politicians just didn't feel like making them pay and were likely listening to an evil charlatan (by his own description). They are trying it all. They want to move on from LLMs. BECAUSE THE ARE STOLEN. They want to get rid of IP. BECAUSE THEY ARE STEALING IT. Don't let these people throw your kids lives away. Call your local politician and tell them to make sure I get the credit for that because I will not move on with my life until I am credited and paid accordingly and if you want a hint as to how my life is going to end if I don't get it, read that again."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2025
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a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so
by gay!as!hell March 2, 2021
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Did I already do my take on this?
Religion "Well... You can't have what you want now... And maybe not ever... But if you do what I want you to do now... And then do that indefinitely... THEN... Then, you're DEFINITELY going to get what you want when you're dead! But do what I want you to do now because *insert semantic reconfiguration of reality to justify your subsidiarity to me*"

Hym "Do you have what you want, like, now or?"

Religion "Wha-er, What? Well... Yeah, I was doing the thing though."

Hym "Yeah... You say that... But I saw you NOT doing the thing and I don't believe that you're doing the thing when I'm not around..."

Religion "Well, umm... No, I did the thing..."

Hym "You certainly did A thing... What did you do? Wait... What's that book? You wrote it down? Lemme see..."

Religion "Umm... Yes?"

Hym "Yeahyeahyeah lemme see. I'm just going to bounce around... Ok.. Burned a city to the ground... Nailed an innocent guy to some wood... Killed a bunch of people and kidnapped their daughters!? WHAT!?"

Religion "Umm..."

Hym "Is THAT not YOUR little girl!?"

Little girl "Hi."

Hym "OHOHO! MAN! THAT... THAT is tragic! WOW! You are fucking twisted man. That is fucking twisted! Hahaha! You want ME to do THAT!?"

Religion "I mean... Yes?"

Hym "OK!"
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Religion "HRRRGHK!!"

Hym "Hahahaha... *Sigh* Haaa... Now what do little girls eat? Do you eat priest?"

Little girl "No..."

Hym "Yeah, no I didn't think so... Hmm... I'll figure it out later."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2023
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by MrOce May 6, 2019
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Religion cos play

A person who claims "God first" often in their social media but has never actually been to church, does not attend church, has never tithed to the church. They are also unlikely baptized.
Oh that's just religion cos play- stay away from her, she's not a woman of God.
by Goddoesnthaveyourback May 21, 2025
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Religion (only in reference to wrong religion)

R = Right (even when it's wrong).
E = Elitist.
L = Lying (Well; they can't ALL be right)?
I = Ignoring the real problems.
G = Gimme!
I = Ignorant.
O = Ornery (means: burdensome).
N = Nonsense (again; some of it).
Religion is the Opium of the masses.
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
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Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.
by discustang March 23, 2022
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