Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

pre-tip

To pre-tip the wait staff before service in order to receive better service or a better seat in the restaurant

Watch James pre-tip the wait staff, he always gets the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

pre-listen

verb

abbreviation of Pretend to Listen
listening carelessly or pretending to listen

1- heyyyy! are you pre-listening to me? what are you thinking about?

2- my mom always pre-listens to me! She never cares what I'm saying

by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010

Pre-People

Sperm

He came pre-people

by mikefrommasco April 7, 2022

Pre Friendsgiving

When you and your friends need a legitament reason to all gather together at ones house to enjoy food, alcohol and any other legal (or non legal) drugs; too soon in November to be considered actual Friendsgiving.

Hey , buddy, since it’s only November 5th we should have pre Friendsgiving at my place since you’re hosting Friendsgiving at yours.

by Wolf_man_22 November 14, 2017

Pre 911

All those wholesome television shows that happened before 9/11/2001.

Becky: "Omg, when Monica off of friends starts talking about Ross and her giving each other wedgies"
Phil: "Oh yeah, that show is definitely Pre 911"

by betterCallButters July 28, 2018

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010