Captain to passengers-Armed female pirates will be boarding the ship. Remember, you know the ship better than they do, if they find me.
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
Pirate chick leader entering bridge- Look at me! Look at me! I'm the captain of the ship now.
Captain- Fuck! There they are!
by Solid Mantis December 13, 2018

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008

by Kulboi August 9, 2016

voting for yourself, especially when you know you won't win. From the Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
by Libsta October 13, 2007

A name given to a boy by a girl, usually because he is the dominating male figure in her life who takes care of her. In contrast to a sugar daddy, he is frugal and often finds "treasures" for a bargain. He is good-looking and a little reckless, but very charming and loads of fun.
by piratedaddy January 29, 2022

person 1: did you start your day with pirate coffee?
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
person 2: yes; why?
person 1: you're not wearing any pants.
*laugh track*
by 0men October 8, 2011

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
