two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Wheat Penny

A type of penny that was minted from 1909 to 1956 and was one year, made of steel.

YOOO I FOUND A FUCKING WHEAT PENNY WTF!!!????? Person 2: bro that isn't even that rare...

by Jimmisphere May 4, 2021

Packing Pennies

Sexual Intercourse between two partners that involves using a dirty vagina, or a dirty mouth, but most often a clean or dirty booty, when pennies (sperm) are deposited into the coin bank (anus) by packing (inserting) the penis into the butt-hole.

Johnny was just packing pennies with Amber, now her butt is one big coin purse and Johnny is broke again.

by Penniless December 10, 2012

Beer Pennies

Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups

See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.

by alaskavalleygirl August 9, 2012

Canadian penny

A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.

Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'

Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'

Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'

Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'

by sukadog August 22, 2012

Penny Collector

A derogatory term for a Jewish person.
Because of the stereotype the most Jews are rich and good with money

guy 1: wow that guy is such a penny collector!
guy 2: why?
guy 1:well...he a jew so he must be rich

by tomamassister December 3, 2011

bent penny

Aka lead piece or screamer, it's general slang we trumpet players use for that f***ing shallow mouthpiece each of us have in our cases for when we have to play anything that's high, loud, and in your face.

Or when we have to make your mom cum on the horn and/or after. Especially when her name is Penny.

My "bent penny" is a Marcinkiewicz Bobby Shew 2. Oh, say hi to your mum for me.

by AdenosinePush January 4, 2012