poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"
by Corey Martin April 26, 2007
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Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"
by Barry the wise March 17, 2016
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Poon Dew

A delectable concoction of port and mountain dew. Often drank by those on a meager budget. This magical elixir is also known to produce no hangover the next day.
"Shall we drink some poon dew?" inquired Michael

"Fuck Yes!!!" replied the rest of the entourage, keen to become intoxicated once more.
by Mikey_T April 14, 2011
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monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
by blaker_oats February 24, 2011
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Poone Houndering

The act of being a manwhore (i.e. slut, harlot)
Poone Houndery- 1. When you really want some pussy.
2. A term involving any act of vulgarity.

Poone Hounded (past tense)- An acting of vulgarity/houndering that has already happened.
1. You just got poone houndered in x-box son!

2. I just poone houndered your mom!

3. I'm all about that poone houndering.
by Lawrence A December 08, 2010
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Goat poon

by Poon slayer6969 October 28, 2016
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Poon Tang

by steveo007me October 14, 2003
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