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poon spear

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006
mugGet the poon spearmug.

poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.
"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"
by Corey Martin May 5, 2007
mugGet the poon hoovermug.

Ming Poon

Ming Poon ks u la~
by kser October 9, 2003
mugGet the Ming Poonmug.

Poon Goo

The sticky, often viscous flow of ejaculate and vaginal fluid which discharges from the vagina after a man ejaculates into the vagina. Poon goo is not to be confused with a "creampie," as that is generally just the ejaculate seeping from the vagina. Poon goo usually occurs later after intercourse than a "creampie," and is more similar to "flowback."
So, this chick rode my rod and I busted in that shit. She then laid on top of me to cuddle or something. Next thing I know, I woke up covered in poon goo!
by smblkc November 27, 2010
mugGet the Poon Goomug.

Poon ratio

The ratio of guys to poon at an event or place
Ollie: lHey Matt, what's the poon ratio at your uni ? ". Matt "it's about 50-50"
by Barry the wise July 21, 2016
mugGet the Poon ratiomug.

monsoon of poon

1. When a guy hooks up with several girls in quick succession.

2. When girls seems to flock to one guy in particular at a social event.
Chris: I went out to a party last night, and there were girls all over me!

Pat: No way!

Chris: Yeah man! It was a monsoon of poon!
by blaker_oats March 11, 2011
mugGet the monsoon of poonmug.

Poon Tang

by steveo007me October 14, 2003
mugGet the Poon Tangmug.

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