iceland plumber

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

plumber's smile

a view of the top of the buttocks and gluteal cleft while a man's pants descend due to bending over(because it frequently happens to overweight plumbers, carpenters, etc.)

The plumber's smile that the road worker over there has is appalling.

by The Return of Light Joker March 9, 2008

Joe The Plumber

though the entire republican party hates his very existance, ole joe the plumber is tricked into expecting tax cuts and a fair share of healthcare benifits to be handed from the very party that hates hard workers and/with sensible values. kinda like you and me.

hi my name is ella may, Im joe the plumbers ex wife i had to get rid of him cause mccains lyin old ass drove him ta start drankin again we didnt get no health care pension or tax cuts nowhere so joe just started back ta drankin gettin depressed and whoopin my ass again an takin my wal mart check to spend it at titty bars an lotto tickets

by krystalxlyte December 9, 2008

Joe the Plumber

An individual named Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher who was the surprise star of the final 2008 presidential debate between now president-Elect Barack Obama and Republican Senator John McCain as a feeble attempt at defeating Barack Obama during said debate. He was made famous by questioning Barack Obama's proposed tax policies, which was blown completely out of proportion and twisted out of context beyond recognition by the McCain campaign and the FOX News corporation. He was also made infamous for being an unlicensed plumber who owed back taxes to the IRS, which was never mentioned by the McCain campaign.

Joe the plumber is a useless tax deadbeat. He isn't even a licensed plumber!

by FoxWing December 9, 2008

plume

Feather on top of a marching band uniform hat.

(to a freshman) Your plume is on backwards.
(not possiblt)

by Shangri August 6, 2004

plumptuous

adj. 1. of extremely enlarged nature.
2. filled to the maximum amount.

1. "Those water balloons are to small! Fill them to a plumptuous amount, you moron!"

2. "Wow, her blouse is filled plumptuously."

by the winterfresh January 18, 2008

Plumpjack

The male sexual organ.

Dude, that chick was greedy for some Plumpjack.

by trimbandit March 27, 2003