Pen pants

Pen pants refers to someone that has a visible erection

“Yo did you see Tommy’s pen pants?”

by JesusChristIsCool September 19, 2021

licking the pen

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.

she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

by miss ma’am July 25, 2021

Pen-pal

A predominately text based friendship. To be friends with someone over text but to ignore them in person

He’s more of a Pen-pal then a real friend

by TheWrong-Robin August 20, 2021

Bull Pen

The group of chicks in a dude’s phone he only calls for booty calls.

Like the baseball reference; where the pitchers hang out, waiting to be called into the game.

The bar is closing soon and I haven’t hooked up yet. I might have to call the Bull Pen tonight.

by Fore Right June 4, 2021

Baloney in the bull pen

fake news, trash talk, gossip

Johnny Depp was spewing baloney in the bull pen when he claimed that Amber Heard didn't know what she was talking about when she said that he harassed her.

by REL207 August 15, 2022

Pen

To pen means to lookout for any person's or things that may impeded the progress of an illegal or offensive actions

I need you to pen for me while I bust this illegal u turn .look for cops

by Alexxxtasy August 24, 2022

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022