Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
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"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
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"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
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"Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
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*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
*Sees A.I. learning*
*In unison*
Joe "They are going to kill us..."
Hym "We are going to have to kill all of them..."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2023
Get the The exact opposite reaction mug.It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...
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by Hitler's Opposite March 28, 2024
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Hym "Hohohohohoho! THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING FOOD TRUCK! AHA! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE... DELIBERATELY!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hoooooo man! That is fucking bad! Badbad! Wow! We've officially left 'We need to fight Hamas' territory and ventured face-first into 'Yeah, no, we're just blatantly doing a genocide' land! Holy shit! How's that Genocide Joe pick working of for you, shit-libs? I bet if Trump was still in office the Jews would have killed EVEN MORE INNOCENTS, right? That election though... It was just so very free... and so very fair... I mean... he said it wasn't but... He meant the exact opposite of what he said, right? Were getting a lot of that. People saying things and reality being the literal exact opposite."
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