The ‘Ol Rich English

When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.

Anastasia was a bitch to you, should have snuck in and given her the ‘ol rich english brah

by Ghouless February 3, 2019

Hood ol Boy

Any member of the GOP who embraces MAGA, Qtoxic and duct tapes ridiculously large flags to their vehicle.

Man, check out that Hood ol Boy. Must be late to a book burning

by larson petty November 4, 2022

Ol' brown spray

Term for explosively shitting somewhere other than a toilet

Just gave the cat the ol' brown spray

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

the ole polar express

When you put Vicks vapor rub on your lips and then give an icy, refreshing ass eating.

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.

by talllankyjew December 15, 2017

Ol Sleepy Janitor

When you give a girl a special drink and she falls asleep

Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.

by douchezork February 27, 2022

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017