When you have a cunty roommate so you jerk off onto the shower knobs and leave it, knowing she is waiting to shower next.
by Ghouless February 3, 2019

Any member of the GOP who embraces MAGA, Qtoxic and duct tapes ridiculously large flags to their vehicle.
by larson petty November 4, 2022

by Turdburg78 January 10, 2018

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Becky: Phillip you're eating my ass so good, why does it feel so icy and refreshing?!
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
Philip: *smiles with a shit eating grin* I'm giving you the ole polar express baby.
by talllankyjew December 15, 2017

Picked up Sara for a date and I knew she wasn’t gonna put out. So I slipped her the ol sleepy janitor and after that she seemed dead tired.
by douchezork February 27, 2022

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.
I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.
by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017
