chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

Leave and Ale

When one leave's an establishment whilst drinking, literally continuously out the door.

I.E. to leave and ale.... "I can't wait to Leave and Ale!" Exclaimed Michelle as she left the pool hall.

by NSS MO May 22, 2017

to leave church

to go to the bathroom to take a shit

I ate so many beans last night and now I need to leave church!

by kurapikakafka May 07, 2021

Leave town

A phrase used when someone says something hella annoying and u want them to fuck off

Todd: hey man, did u watch river dale last night?? I don’t ship Betty and Archie even a little.
Jeremy: bro leave town barchie for life

by Sam.Bit January 05, 2018

leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura November 10, 2007

your dad didn't leave you

unrealistic

your dad didn't leave you
what???????????????????//

by very cool swing set November 24, 2024

leaving to college

Getting the hell away from your parents and the stupid people you grew up with; sometimes causes becoming an asshole and thinking you're better than everyone left in your hometown.

"I can't wait til I'm leaving to college! It's gonna be awesome, bro!"

by ThatGuy2016 December 12, 2011