The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019

Amelie Norris

Amelie is such a kind human she can keep the best friends and can sometimes be annoying but oh well

Maria-omg there hanging out AGAIN how do they have such a good friendship

Alpha wolf- she must be an Amelie Norris

by Mia Simpson December 13, 2019

Chuck Norris

Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.

Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly

by PhoenixGamer34 September 1, 2021

lando norris

a fuckin awesome THREE time f1 grand prix winner.
(probably the 2024 wdc and im predicting it rn)

me: did you hear that lando norris won the dutch gp with a winning margin of 22.896s?
bro: peak frfr

by ln4ngel October 8, 2024

Norris

To break the rules in a fantasy sports game for your own benefit.

I see Jacks done a Norris in the fantasy NFL again!!

by Follow the Bear October 16, 2017

Norries

Combination of the phrase ‘no worries’

Kellie-Thanks for helping my out the other day.
Dave -Norries

by B3lc43r October 27, 2024

C. Norris POW

A C. Norris Piss On Woman is when you pee on a womans face and throw your beard trimmings on top of it to make them stick, the result makes her look like a Wookie from Star Wars and is not easy to get rid of.

Holy crap did you see Mary's face? It is clear to me that she just got C. Norris POWed.

by BigMcKrackin October 14, 2008