Puppy Mine

One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.

"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*

"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*

by rynomuncher October 7, 2012

Milk Puppies

Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.

Holy cow, did you see the milk puppies on that broad?! BOW WOW!!!!!!

by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008

Puppy Hoe

Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.

We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.

by LeeHB June 4, 2017

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

odd puppy

A particularly odd individual, namely Isabelle

Stop laughing at my Thirster™, you're being such an odd puppy!

by Crouching Walrus May 22, 2017

Christmas Puppy

A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.

"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"

or

"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"

by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015

Silly Puppy

Someone who does something silly, like a puppy, who has no experience or thought into what he or she is doing.

Man, you are such a silly puppy... Didn't you know that a quarterback is not a refund?

by Spiffyandy March 14, 2009