mustache ride

Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.

Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.

"Hey, baby, you like you can use some fun. Care to take a mustache ride?"

by Reliquium May 31, 2004

musty

smelly, sweaty,dirty person who hasn't taken showers in days and has an odor

Edmund, you're so musty. Please take a shower.

by dragonboat September 29, 2010

molester mustache

a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old sex offenders who have finished puberty but by the looks of their 'stache, you would think that they just began puberty. they do not have to be sex offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip

Person A: "Hey, look at that guy's mustache. He's old, but it's growing in a 13-year old's would."

Person B: "That pervert has a molester mustache"

by Pimp Turtles May 27, 2007

Porno mustache

1.It's that thing that Dr.Phil and Gunther has. The type of neatly groomed mustache that sometimes leads into a beard.

2. Looks like it came out of a 70's Porno.

Man. Look at Mr.Smith he has a Porno mustache .

by whatifspacesdidntexist March 31, 2009

Columbian Mustache

The effect of having traces of cocaine visible on your upper lip after snorting the drug.

Bro, wipe away that Columbian Mustache before you leave the bathroom.

by Michael Wolstencroft February 14, 2006

crusty mustache

to cum upon a female's upper lip while she is asleep. after the seman has dried it is now become a crusty mustache.

your crusty mustache is iratating my lips.

by Spank Nuts June 21, 2007

mustang books and video

The adult bookstore in so california where guys (or girls) on occasion go to view porn by means of magazines or in video viewing booths on 2 floors. usually in the video booths people walk up and halls and peek into booths trying to get a hookup or to get a freak on inside the store.

often called "the mustang" "the mustang bookstore" "mustang bookstore" "mustang".
the regulars that go here are sometimes calleed "mustangers"

i went down to the mustang last week and got a nice bj from a hot guy.
on may 11 2006 mustang books and video was raided by police.

by jackson j May 30, 2006