Lady Mushroom 

Like a Willy Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper, this mushroom can be licked, pounded, eaten, smacked, and basted, but will never deplete. Doing so may only make it stronger.

My mom said you hammered her lady mushroom so hard that today it killed a baby kitten.

Lady Mushroom by Deecon November 9, 2010

Mr. Mushroom Head 

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

Mr. Mushroom Head by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

mushroomhead 

the act of imprinting your penis upon an unsuspecting girls forehead!

She leaned her head back slowly, and I proceeded to give her my mark, a mushroomhead!

mushroomhead by Merv Santana July 15, 2003

mushroom print 

The act of imprinting your penis on a foggy car window.

Adam mushroom printed his window when some girls pulled up beside him.

mushroom print by XxThanatosxX May 19, 2006

Mushroom Booster 

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.

Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.

Mushroom Booster by kamel_reds December 15, 2009

Mushroom willy 

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

Mushroom willy by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

mushroom pigs by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016