Last of the Mohicans

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

by SpodaFucker February 4, 2024

lou lou and monica

the best Duo of alllllll time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!are both pretty stupid,funny,kind,weird,cheeky,trustworthy,weird....did i say weird?

Person 1:wait,whats that light coming from the horizon?
Person 2:its not a bird,its not a plane...
Person 1:its lou lou and monica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
both: *faint*

by lolanomercy March 20, 2024

truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy

I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.

by z4ynex June 25, 2024