Monke

A baby monkey often use in internet memes

That is such a cute monke.

by Loxqd January 1, 2022

Monk

When a person puts their whole mouth over the opening of a bottle, such as a soda or water bottle.

Person 1: Dude, I’m thirsty. Can I have some of your water?

Person : Sure.

Person 1 proceeds to put whole mouth over entire bottle opening…
Person 2: Hey! Don’t monk it! That’s gross!

by PlasticNopal April 9, 2022

poke a monk

Religious Porn

Man I'm really want to poke a monk tonight said the Nun

by Plungerbaby October 15, 2022

Monke

Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!

To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!

by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021

Monke

You but hairy and dumb

Guy: do you remember monkes

Other guy : um yea
Guy: THEY ALL FUCKING DIED THEY GODDAMN FUCKING DIED
Other guy: ⊙_⊙

by Melodyseen July 11, 2022

monke

big monke

monke like banana

by ammelies (TikTok) February 4, 2021

Monk Bag

The sexual act of inserting one testicle into the anus of a girl and the second one into her vagina. A fairly difficult task, thus one who can accomplish the Monk Bag can achieve enlightenment. (Act of - "monk bagging")

My girl is totally down for the Monk Bag so I can achieve enlightenment!

by lost_number August 17, 2016