Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011

Midget Fun

A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.

Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun

To pass the time in class me and my friend have Midget Fun.

by Aram A. February 25, 2008

Upside down midget brains

When getting head from a midget, holding said midget upside down by their ankles while bobbing them up and down.

While trying to look up msn.com on William's computer, midget porn was lasted searched much to our surprise. After clicking the link to investigate, we frightfully discovered a full size man feverishly yanking the ankles of a girl midget while upside down giving this man head...quickly earning the name Upside down midget brains.

by Brown Ghost February 24, 2009

brooklyn midget

Banging your lady from behind in the window and after you blow throwing the her ass out the window.

Cheryl didnt ever look good, but she looked real bad after Jeff brooklyn midgeted her ass on new years.

by Liono January 12, 2008

emotional midget

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...

emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.

by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009

Midgetalia

Midgetalia (n): a normal sized man with an unfortunately tiny genital area, otherwise known as the testicles/dick area.

Midgetalia (n): a midget's dick.

I'm sure you'll find lots of midgetalia in the men's locker room.

In Austin Powers Goldmember, Mini-Me whipped out his midgetalia. It was like a baby's arm holding an apple.

by buster709 July 21, 2010

Midget

A very stubby armed, stubby legged person who needs to go through a taffy stretcher

Midget: *walks into a gardening store and taps on a person who works there* "e-excuse me.. wheres your miracle grow?"

by BeautyFag123 May 9, 2014