Michael

An extremely loyal student... a bit too loyal at times. Michael will not break ANY rules, even small pointless ones, or he'll sleep with a bad conscious. Extremely nerdy and annoying. He's usually the most hated in school.

"Oh fuck, here comes Michael, quick hide your notebook!"

"Michael, can I help you with loading your film into your camera?"
"No, that's cheating, I have to learn from my mistakes, even though it'll take me the whole class period and we won't get to move on"

by PaleGoldLizard October 18, 2010

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Michael

Normally a lanky guy, killer body and can be moody at times, he's currently in love with some boom chick called Robyn. Someone who has a short temper.

"pulling a michael" meaning getting stressed out soo easily..
"sandiford's stressing'' meaning someone get angry..

by Don Robbo May 22, 2011

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Michael

A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect. WARNING: He might go for your balls. if he does call this number...
346-5634! Make sure you never sing Jump on it with him near, he will HUMP random things!

Radio:"JUMP ON IT!"
Michael:*humpin the chair! Humpin the chair*

by ryhdrthrthrthrth February 4, 2010

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Michael

Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.

"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"

by Reereeree December 29, 2013

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