May 18

Kiss your crush day

y/n kiss u
U why did you kiss me
y/n it is may 18

by Mcytfan <3 May 17, 2022

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May 13th

National Hold your crushes hand day

“Hey wanna hold my hand”

“Ew no”

“But it’s May 13th 😏”

“Oh well in that case 😏”

by drekalisous May 10, 2022

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may 3

national make out day! make out with ur bf/gf

lets makeout bc its may 3rd

by echo-snowwy May 1, 2022

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When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

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Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

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