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Monk Mode

To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.

Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"

B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
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Monk

Someone who get zero hoes... absolutely zero play
"Bro I get no bitties"
"Damn, you just like Monk"
by MadRizz February 11, 2022
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Monke

Our ancestors, Monke, used to roam the lands of Pangea, millions of years ago.It is thanks to them that they evolved leading to us being hoomens and hoowomens.Reject humanity, embrace the symbolic religious monke of monke.I praise monke, you should to.Let us revive ancient monke.
Monke used to roam the Earth, ande evolved into Hoomen and Hoowomen.
by MonkeLeader/Worshipper March 7, 2022
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Flabby Monke

One of the most powerful beings in the universe. Capable of ending the lives of millions by lifting a single finger. An unstoppable force.
We’re doomed, it’s flabby monke
by Factual Guy July 3, 2021
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monke

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by monkeඩාass June 2, 2022
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Monke Balls

You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
Man 3: "Monke Balls."
Man 1 & 2: "Yes."
by fazewatah1212 January 18, 2022
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Monke

Monke is a term for a bodacious chimpanzee who likes to have fun. Monke's are also known to eat bananas. The term Monke is not limited to chimps though and can also be used for Gorillas and other cool monkeys.
by unknownvin March 10, 2021
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