Lisa collins thompson

A old lady who thinks she’s a cougar but she looks like she was trampled by 1200 cougars and plowed by an elephants Cock. Her vagina smells like fish and her sons dick after it was double dipped from her ass to her mouth to her ass to her vagina

Man I will never be a Lisa collins thompson

by Ohshit4real January 02, 2022

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lisa savory

a creepy weirdo

she’s being a lisa savory again

by sorrybro2203 May 10, 2020

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Lisa Walls

When you are so fucking stupid you use urban dictionary as a source in your college essay.

i was begging for money with my titties mostly out, then i was like HOES MAD
but i was hoes, and no one was mad, i m totally Lisa Walls

by TheBestBacon October 20, 2020

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last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024

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Mona Lisa Principle

The notion that while there isn't necessarily something wrong with someone/something, the two elements aren't a match.

"Dude, why did y'all break up?"
"Classic Mona Lisa Principle. She was beautiful, mysterious, and intriguing, but (pointing to my brain) didn't match a damn thing in my house."

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock May 29, 2018

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