lindsey

Hottest girl you will ever meet or hear of. Boys will want to fuck her. Girls will envy her. She isn't the superstar of school. But she is your best chance at anything.

Girl 1:"My name is Lindsey"

Boy 1 to boy 2: Shit man I have been fantasizing to fuck this girl alll my life.

Girl 1:My name is Lindsey

Girl 2 to Girl 3: Fuck she will steal my man.

by roxstar12 May 1, 2011

lindsay lohan1

high grade of cocaine

all u gotta do is snort lindsay lohan1

by bmxcrzy34 December 25, 2007

cock lines

same as cock cuts, and
the gruffudd

i love cock lines.
i hate it when you see a man's cock lines.
i love going to the gym, cause you might see some hot cock cuts.
my girlfriend likes to kiss at my cock lines.
i want to make love to that greek god sculpture; what cock lines.

by zeugma July 29, 2008

Punch lines

Prepared rhymes/Bars thatchu kick in a battle. You could say the opposite of a freestyle. sometimes it's hard to tell wether it's freestyle or if its a punch line.

Man, that aint' freestyle he prepared those rhymes on the way here.

2. Dude: yeah, damn punch lines i'm tellin' ya..

by whatchu lookin' at October 26, 2006

Linkstipated

When you have to make a bowel movement with extreme urgency, but you're holding it in so you can finish reading (or watching) the link someone just sent you.

I ran to the bathroom the second the new "Jake and Amir" webisode was over because I was linkstipated; but the pain of holding it in was worth it to not have to press "pause."

by Joisey Mike February 6, 2009

Lindseyed

When a tandalizingly beautiful has a crush on multiple celebrities and imagines that her lover/boyfiend is that person all the time, especialy while in the sack. Then secretely photoshops the celebrity's head on yours in a picture of only you and her.

- Dude I found a shoebox under the bed with pictues of my lover poo with the star from chips, doing it in the back seat of the squad car.

- You just got Lindseyed!

"Son of a Bitch, I was totaly Lindseyed last night when she was screaming OHHHH MEL Gibson right before she was about to have an organsim"

by totalshockandawe March 25, 2010

Lindsey

Lindsey is a girl you has a huge heart. She always knows how to make some one feel better. Lindsey is a beautiful person on the inside and out. She always tries to stay away from the drama and rumors. Lindsey just wants every one to be happy. Lindsey usually has beautiful blue eyes and brown hair

Lindsey is an incredible person that anyone should be lucky enough to meet. She is great to be around. Lindsey sheds a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile back!

That Lindsey gives me a smile on my face

by Livelikeyoumeanit November 20, 2017