Life

A story filled with hilarious circumstances that leave you not know whether to laugh or cry.

Fork everyone and everything life is a bitch. Eat ice cream.

by Holyforkingshirtballs February 02, 2019

Life

Terminal, Ends with the so called "Death". I don't have one.

A: Do you have a life?
B: No
A: That means you will not die?
B: I have a life, just a boring one.

by ElectrodeYT January 24, 2017

life

Something you clearly don't have because you are searching words you must know!

He actually has a life!

by #ONLYAJOKE December 04, 2015

life

a useless pile of garbage made to be disappointing and boring. some have good lives, like michelle obama, but others, like myself have a difficult time figuring out what life really means

brian: hey dude, how's life?

carl: bro life is lowkey hype, like i just took my skateboard out to a beach and swam with it, life is great, man

by succ a toe February 09, 2019

life

something none of us have

My life has been nothing but a series of devastation and rejection.

by the diameter of a pringle can May 23, 2019

Life

A big ol' mistake

"Doesn't it suck to be alive" she asked
"yeah. Life is a mistake" he responded

by OliviaHasBiggerBallsThanJaxson January 23, 2018

Life

Life is like a video game with way too many people, who each speak a variety of different languages, and through this, naturally form groups in a massive struggle to fuck one another over...

Despite its clear definition in this day and age, most people have nothing to say...

Jim: Hows life?

Jack: Not bad, and you?

by Chillman101 October 01, 2011