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LIGMA

LIGMA is related to BOFA. The symptoms include but are not limited to: tuberculosis, dabbing every 10 hours, OD’ing on My Roblox, Feeling hatrid towards animals, and blue hair. Patients who are diagnosed with LIGMA ( Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits), are normally male virgin Fortnite streamers. Recently, LIGMA took the life of a Fortnite streamer named “ Ninja”. His death occurred on July 17 2017, and most people are still in shock. “Ninja” had been suffering from LIGMA for several years. The outbreak began in Madagascar, and soon spread around the world. LIGMA is a serious virus, and the last treatable state of BOFA ( Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). The disease is now mostly studied by Prof. Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, Ph. D.
Fortnite fan: Oh my gosh- did you hear? Ninja died from LIGMA yesterday!

Normal person: I literally could not care any less.
by Felonius Gru March 21, 2022
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Ligma is a Highly Contagious disease that sounds like “lick my” which mean Ligma Balls
Guy 1:Did you hear that ur mom got Ligma?
Guy 2: what’s Ligma?
Guy 1: Ligma Balls
by I EAT BEANS March 26, 2022
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A bastardized version of "lick my", so that someone would make a "Steve Jobs died of ligma/ligma balls" joke.
Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma...
Guy 2: YOU MEAN "LICK YOUR BALLS"?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: AW SHIT!!!! YOU FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Karma will get you! March 30, 2022
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This is when you lick an animal's balls so fast that they start to sagg so much they fall off and the owners grow a new pair before u can say cott'in eye joe.
by deez seggy nuts April 12, 2022
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A fake disease used as a joke. Ex: “Hey did you hear? Steve Jobs died of Ligma.”
“What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”

This is from the same line as the “Who’s Joe?” and “What’s Sugoma?” jokes.
Hey, you got ligma.”
What’s ligma?”
Ligma balls.”
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What is "ligma"
by Susdomesticus April 18, 2022
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A very rare medical condition, very fatal. The only known case was with world famous entrepreneur, Steve Jobs.
Him: Hey did you hear Steve Jobs died of Ligma?
Her: who the hell is Steve Jobs
Him: Ligma Balls
by Lee, Jodie April 18, 2022
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