The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
by Knob Lag August 14, 2012
Get the Knob Lagmug. Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)
by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022
Get the Lagmug. 
Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
Get the Age Lagmug. by MrShrok November 1, 2023
Get the Input Lagmug. Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?
Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.
Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.
Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.
Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.
Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.
Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.
Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?
by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017
Get the Fag Lagmug. The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
by Idisch August 2, 2023
Get the het lagmug.