Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

Loafing

praising a particular someone excessively (too much)

"jevarn was loafing hard"

by Ajayy east September 20, 2019

knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

loafing

you either like that or you loafing

Why n*ggas loafing ? , if you with your gang and your mans do some dumb sh*t he loafing

by jaydxn2tact January 10, 2024

Olive Loaf

A football term to describe an offensive lineman who has all the right ingredients to be a stud, but is a terrible player.

At 6'8", 325lbs, Parker should be dominating at tackle, but he's a total olive loaf!

by SteelCityMafia November 25, 2017

crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 3, 2022