Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log

A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.

Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.

by AStrunkMan69 July 4, 2022

Lincoln

Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore

Ewwwwwwwww who's that ugly man whore

Ugh him, thas Lincoln, hes a faggot so stay away from him

by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023

Lincoln Street

A Street In Queens, New York That Starts From Rockaway Boulevard and Ends at the Van Wyck Expressway in

South Ozone Park.

Eric: What Street is this?
Chris: It is Lincoln Street.
“Yo We In Queens.”
Chris: Who Said That?
Eric: Oh That is 50 Cent.

by 21jay December 16, 2023

Lincoln

A racist bigot that despises any person with skin color different than his own.

"That Lincoln over there hates blacks"

by Bobbyjohn9786 November 20, 2023

Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises

Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect

by White Rider March 26, 2025

Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”

by penistosociety August 12, 2021