Abby Lag

When exiting a game and Abby's WIFI takes a shit.

"THIS IS WHY I HAT....." this is Abby Lag

by 1123xx March 11, 2023

Rager Lag

A state of being in between states of consciousness, caused by partying too hard for too many consecutive nights with 30+ Jews in the holy land.

Often including lack of sleep, consumption of alcohol, and intermittent shawarma recoveries.

Itay partied so hard he got Rager Lag and never recovered.

by Trytytv July 19, 2022

Mobile Lag

The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.

I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.

by GPLongwood April 23, 2013

lag log

codename for dropping a bomb on a furry con

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping

by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023

lag theater

One of those theaters that get's movies a month after regular theaters screen them.

Dude, I wanted to see Sinister but its not playing anymore
We can just go see it at that lag theater across town

by tomschase November 24, 2013

Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

Lag

Every gamer's worst nightmare.

My roblox is lagging so hard rn

by Flatblok71 October 21, 2020