kiddoxmac999

the gamer tag that belongs to the who is unstoppable on ncaa 09. the team that he murders you with are the mizzou tigers and texas tech red raiders.he is far from a nerd. he is pussaliath's god

man i'm about to play kiddoxmac999.

dude just quit now! he doesn't lose at all and he'll get fellatio from your girlfriend.

by one of his female subjects March 30, 2009

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

Safe Kidda

An adaptation of (hello mate) or (thank you) from up north (Liverpool)

Person 1: Safe kidda?

Person 2: Yeah am fine. or

Person 1: Heres your money

Person 2: Safe kidda.

by Da Furian May 10, 2009

fxp-kiddie

1.) Someone with no penis, that the only way they get pleasure is by fxping something and winning a race since they can never ever pleasure a girl.

1.)
person 1:
OMG, i just fxped that new release, im so cool
person2:
No your not, your just a nerd with no penis.

by fxpislame October 2, 2003

Kiddie Cocaine

Powdered candy (Like Pixie Sticks) or certain hard candies grinded into powder (Like SweetTarts) used for snorting.

Everyone thought Ryan was a badass because he snorted lines at last night's party, little did they know it was just white kiddie cocaine.

by 101 Samurais November 2, 2011

your kidding

A way of saying “no way”. Either can be positive or negative.

Dylan: they have dark chocolate Reese’s now

Olivia: your kidding!!😱

Sarah: Josh is dating Katelyn again.
Olivia: your kidding...

by Thebeauty<3 April 21, 2018

kiddie pool

a pool where babies can pee and won't infect others

Hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

by SarahKatie May 28, 2006