Dirty Kenny

The act of cumming your pant when a girl looks at you. When you’re done start acting like a retarded faggot and stick your hands in your pants having sticky cum on your hands. Then proceed to fling your cum in the girls face pretending like your Spider-Man.

I pulled the Ol Dirty Kenny yesterday. It worked.

by Meow meow 360 boi December 16, 2025

kennying around

a alternative to "joshing around". Heavily used in Australia & New Zealand.

"kennying around" is to kid around if your friends. This term is typically used in a joking setting.

Oh man that Josh guy aye, he's just kennying around

by kennyingaround January 20, 2025

Kennying Around

an alternative to "josning around". Heavily used in Australia & New Zealand

"kennying around"is to kid, joke or play around with your friends. This term is typically used in a joking setting.

The josh is getting is really funny! He is always Kennying Around

by kennyingaround January 20, 2025

Kenny

-Someone with a huge cock

-Someone who is very hot

-Someone who is great in bed

-Someone who is a walking orgasm

This guy at the bar rocked my world last night. I could not stop getting off because of him. I don’t remember his name but it was probably Kenny.

by kennycuh February 9, 2025

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

by QuacksO March 5, 2025

kenny talk

A long drawn-out conversation with a subject held in lieu of, or in addition to, enforcement action by law enforcement. Kenny Talks are usually had with children aged 5 to 17 and can last over 30 minutes. There is debate as to the effectiveness of Kenny Talks, though they have become a staple in modern law enforcement.

"Dang, 220 is STILL on that call?"
"Yeah, must be giving them a Kenny Talk."

by GarySimmons69 June 23, 2024

kenny

the name "kenny" is often used as a shortened version of the name "kenneth". "kenneth" is derived from a Gaelic name meaning "handsome". languages tend to evolve and meanings of words tend to change as time moves forward. just like how "gay" isn't exactly "happy" anymore, "kenny" isn't exactly "handsome". often regarded as "ogre" or "jumpscare", a "kenny" typically has at least 250 restraining orders against him and assault charges on different men, women, and children in each city/town he has visited due to severe trauma and stress simply caused by having him in your field of vision. not only is "kenny" short for "kenneth", "kenny" is also short in other aspects of his physical being.

dude it would really suck to be a kenny

by big back bowling July 2, 2024