july 17th

the day the most amazing, most talented, and most sexist people were married!! I LOVE YOU
omg did you hear the sexiest people alive get married on July 17th??
yes I did!! I got married that day.
by jealousofthebirds August 06, 2021
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July 8th

hey, today is july 8th, the day you suck your fwb dick
by fuck your fwb rnnn July 05, 2021
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July 18

National date a Faith for a day
" yo today's July 18 im going to date Faith for a day
by aight shawty June 05, 2021
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july 10th

July 10th is the day a devil was born, he was named Choi San. He used to be an angel but he has been dropped out of heaven bc he didn’t stop flirting with everyone
he sexy as fuck, he can make yo mom fall in love with him
make sure you don’t see him on july 10th, it’s like a full moon for him
by mingismasher October 15, 2019
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July 11

If a guy is born on July 11 he will treat you like a queen but he is scared of commitment so he might seem like a player but i advise you keep it chill. Let then grow up first. The dude will be a good ass friend to funny and always down for anything. Spontaneous and adventurous
Person 1: yo look at that dude he's doing some badass shit

Person 2: yea, not suprised tho, heard he was born on july 11
by Thatxhixk May 07, 2020
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July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.
CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 01, 2022
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Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)
Wow! That was Julie fast!
by RiversideTI November 04, 2023
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