A Julian is someone who wipes their ass after shitting but not enough to stop the stains from appearing when they pull up their pants, they will often procrastinate and do stuff like write definitions out on a community- driven website instead of their biology homework. They are obsessed with pop tarts but stay skinny and lost their virginity at age 12 due to lack of parental supervision at the family gathering.
-Friend 1: Hey why did you leave school early
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
-Friend 2: Julian was self- stimulating on my notebook again
by poop dollar tree October 13, 2020
Get the Julianmug. If you know a Julian you can confirm he is an asshole and smartass most of the time but once you get to know him he is a very trustworthy and caring guy who always has your back.
Person1: Julian is annoying I don't know why you are still friends with that guy
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well
by do 8 October 4, 2025
Get the Julianmug. When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025
Get the Theo-Venture with Julianmug. 
Get the Julianmug. Julian is someone who is kind, he will never try to harm you in purpose.
he is wild, doesn’t conform with society’s rules, he thinks a lot, sometimes too much what can lead him to be a bit confused sometimes
He really listens when people speak, without judging he will always try to understand peoples situations
He gives great advise !
He makes delicious food and cooks it with lot of love
He is generous, gives without asking in return
He is smart, looks like John Lennon with glasses but cutter which makes him look even smarter and he’s the best person you could ever meet ! ( and best lover that you could ever have )
he is wild, doesn’t conform with society’s rules, he thinks a lot, sometimes too much what can lead him to be a bit confused sometimes
He really listens when people speak, without judging he will always try to understand peoples situations
He gives great advise !
He makes delicious food and cooks it with lot of love
He is generous, gives without asking in return
He is smart, looks like John Lennon with glasses but cutter which makes him look even smarter and he’s the best person you could ever meet ! ( and best lover that you could ever have )
by Alovelover November 23, 2021
Get the Julianmug. by WeakliestZebra2 November 9, 2022
Get the Julian Comitomug. An amazing kind and loving person who is EXTREMELY HOT. He Has long blond hair and hazel eyes. He is also extremely talented and smart.
by supermuffin66 March 17, 2022
Get the Julianmug.