Jackie

Some bitch who's son shits on chairs when he's tired of setting up his cat box dioramas

Jackie is a homo. especially if she's an Aquarius

by Ellellelleelle February 16, 2024

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Jackie Fakie

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.

My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.

by C potter September 10, 2021

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jackie

the best person ever

I'm such a jackie.

by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 15, 2021

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Laci n' Jackie

A Laci n' Jackie are two separate, independent beings with a passion for life. And when combined they are a force to be reckoned with! With Laci by Jackie's side she's able to conquer a destroy anything that stands in her way because she can draw from Laci's fiery energy who is all to eager to give her anything and everything thing she needs. These two move in such a rythm together it's hard to tell one from the next. Once these two find each other in life hold on to your seats because fuel and fire just become besties and it's the kind of friendship that far surpasses any out there. So if you were smart you wouldn't cross one without being ready for the other to show up and show out.

Did you see how close those two were? Yeah, they were a real Laci n' Jackie!

by Feedmenbed May 4, 2022

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Jackie's husband

A true Godly man. Able to tolerate huge amounts of self righteous non stop pyscho babble. Odd because shes a roller skating waitress at a drive up burger joint

Man, Jackie's husband is going to get half and the kids she keeps it up. He so deserves it. He's an amazing father. He deserves better treatment. I admire his patience

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

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