check the hooks

Cheking how high the hooks are on the back of the door in the pub whilst having a wee or poo or both

I'm off to check the hooks

by Hook Checker November 23, 2016

cunt hooks

fingers, especially, when bent up into hooks.

Get your dirty cunt hooks off my tits!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 17, 2019

Hooked up

Vaguely used term to desricbe sexual contact between two or more people. Maybe we had sex. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck your self.

"I 'hooked up' with your sister"

by Nick m November 9, 2017

sheaperds hook

A bent penis

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

hook strip

A stripper that will sleep with you for an added fee... Basically a stipper/hooker

That girl on stage is hook strip

by JohnThom February 21, 2017

Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"

Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate

by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014