National no homework April Friday the 13th.A day when homework is not needed and people get to relax.
by 69__Idk April 12, 2018
Tom: Hey man, wanna play Counter Strike?
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
James: Nah man, I'm doing the biology homework at the moment.
by Joey935 March 04, 2016
A significant quantity of homework. Usually assigned by that one teacher that enjoys seeing children suffer.
I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.
Mr. Smith is a dick; he gave us an ass-load of homework.
My weekend is ruined because I have an ass-load of homework.
by carter6 September 23, 2013
A state of being in which an individual devotes hours (sometimes days) to their educational well being. This is a non-habitforming ritual, it is rarely practiced. It won't kill you, just give you a headache, carpal tunnel, and may cause eye strain. Being 'a slave to homework' is often considered to be social suicide in refference to college life though it has been known to also result in a degree at the end of one's four years.
student 1: "dude, would you like to roll to the ghetto for this mad phrat party tonight?"
student 2: "I have homework from chem. lab, bro. I can't."
student1: "that sucks to be you."
student 2: "yeah, i'm being a slave to homework"
student 2: "I have homework from chem. lab, bro. I can't."
student1: "that sucks to be you."
student 2: "yeah, i'm being a slave to homework"
by dudette1990 February 01, 2009
1. What teachers always blabber about.
2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
2. An excuse from your parents just so that they can always get what they want while you do your homework, or maybe even do perverted things (see masturbate and sex).
Example 1:
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But it's too early
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: GODDAMN BITCH
Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!
Kid: Fuck.
Teacher: 3 hours!
Example 2:
Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-
Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?
Kid: But mom, can't I just-
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
Kid: Darn.
-Kid walks away-
Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...
-masturbates while watching-
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But I'm still at school, Mrs. Dick.
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: But it's too early
Teacher: Do your homework
Kid: GODDAMN BITCH
Teacher: Michael! Now it's 2 hours detention for you!
Kid: Fuck.
Teacher: 3 hours!
Example 2:
Kid: Ahh, time to watch some porn while mom's not looki-
Mom: Michael, don't you have some homework to do?
Kid: But mom, can't I just-
Mom: DO YOUR HOMEWORK. NOW.
Kid: Darn.
-Kid walks away-
Mom: Hmm...PORN?! Oh, well...seems fun...
-masturbates while watching-
by Light White Dragon October 18, 2011
by Billiam Beaver July 18, 2016
A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.
by taylurrrrr March 30, 2007