Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Nick Harper

Teacher at Weymouth college, The women want him, the men want to be him

guy: i wanna be like nick harper
girl: i wanna date him

by Archieology January 5, 2024

Kai Harper

YHE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE IF TOU HAVE A KAI HARPER KEEP HER FOREVER AND EVER‼️‼️

My friend Is such a Kai Harper she’s so kind and generous 💗

by _heilita November 19, 2023

The HARPER

Penis extension surgery at age 18 which comes with a complimentary tribal tattoo.

I know a bloke who got "The Harper"done. Most people pick shoulder for the tattoo but he went face.

by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025

hayden and harper

the best couple their is ! there is not a reason why they cant they are kind harper is more important and better looking hayden is smart and kind they are a perfect couple.

hayden and harper are perfect

by couple perfectoin March 30, 2022

Devin Micheal Harper

These kinds of humans are better grilled with charcoal as it is to better saturate the skin color

Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”

by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023

99+ missed calls from Harvard

A phrase to respond to a down-right stupid statement or question.

Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️

by kbft0n April 2, 2024