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happy fakeface

Happy fakeface is what customer service associates put on to give the impression they love their jobs and everything is right in the world.
Here comes a customer. Have to put my happy fakeface on.
by Artfartwart December 3, 2009
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happy fanny

betty loved a lot of cocks, she was a happy fanny
by daveyb1 January 24, 2011
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happy-slide

When you're walking along the street or in the park you all of a sudden experience a friction free moment of travel. This effortless passage of gliding motion (for 1 second max) brings joy to the recipient untill they realise they have stepped on a dog poo.
walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, wooohooo! oh bother, I've just done a happy-slide.
by Used ink August 30, 2010
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happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.
Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!
by Jesss June 22, 2005
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link happy

When you are surfing the web and you keep clicking on links bouncing from page to page to page or using a search engine to find something else you stumbled upon. You eventually wind up far from where you started.
I was reading a story about Obama and somehow ended up on a page about circus clowns because I was link happy.
by crys41 March 11, 2008
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happiness consultant

I need to phone for a meeting with my happiness consultant.
by OKCAvenger November 26, 2013
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Happy Barfday

What you say to someone when it's their birthday and they are drunk af and vomitting everywhere
John: this is the best birthday party ever! Oh no... (vomits)
Joe: Happy Barfday John!!!
by memes are dead October 3, 2016
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