hair alley

The crotch of a woman who does not choose to wax the beav. Starts under the naval and ends at the bottom of the spine.

I pulled her panties off and witnessed the most extreme hair alley I have ever seen. I hit it anyways.

by UDM1234 October 7, 2011

band hair

hair style that someone wears when they're obviously trying to show that they are in a band. usually it's messy, covering one eye, straightened and has product in it.

Tim: "Man, your hair is really messy looking. But... it looks like you put some effort into it."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm in a band. Obviously."

also, all the members of most popular scene bands have band hair.

by eiiiiiilert October 8, 2009

Book Hair

Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.

Wow Drew has some interesting book hair

by horsegirl1223 January 30, 2019

Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 7, 2019

Grassy hair

Hair that is rough when dry and soft when wet.

Lee: I think you have grassy hair
Chan: No asians don't have grassy hair
Lee: So true

by Sparky banana man November 7, 2011

banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.

>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full

by lemonfell January 29, 2018

Chingrown hair

chin-grown-hair
noun

1. An ingrown hair on the chin.

Dude one: "Yo, is that a pimple on your chin?"

Dude two: "Nah fam, it's just a chingrown hair."

by Thebesthandle September 13, 2016