Goat Head

Pubic region of a female

Check out the goat head on that chick.

by Ken Romain July 31, 2003

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.

John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.

by Shalmanese January 9, 2006

Goat Scrote

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together

L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL

by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009

Mountain Goat

When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.

Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating

by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010

goat cheese

The little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times. It has a consistency similar to cheese.

I was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere. It smelled like total shit.

by FlashpointGSX March 3, 2009

Goat Rope

As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.

So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.

Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.

by Talomir April 19, 2014

Cunt Goat

Someone who hates on someone for reasons dealing with fame & says they're better when really - they're just jealous, no one likes them except for blind people. Their names may resemble food or an animal too.

Jinsu & Rob Swansons are such cunt goats.

by OMGsav July 5, 2011