German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018

German Rocher

The sexual act of smothering your testicles with your own feces, and then proceeding to have your partner suck on said testicles.

Guy #1: Man, did i have a great time with your sister last night!

Guy#2: Oh yeah? What did y'all do?

Guy#1: Well things got heated and i have her some German Rocher.

Guy#2: F*@k YOU!

by GermanChocolatier21 November 25, 2009

German Fury

1.A term used in World War I, the interwar era and World War II, to describe German fighting or the populous.
2.An attack in Overwatch used by the character Reinhardt
3.The process of fucking or getting fucked by a German.

My boyfriend Franz gave me his German Fury.

by Roxy Rudy February 4, 2019

german hotpockets

a german hotpocket is when a male shits in a womans vagina then eats her out till she's clean.

i dont know why my girl likes german hotpockets so much but i dont think i can do them much longer

by marllamallama May 27, 2009

German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.

My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...

by Dickticklee January 2, 2009

East German

A man that can kill you from a different zip code, will go "Kommando" not the way your thinking commando which is no underwear but Kommando is when a German goes Special Forces and will never be found by anyone and probably kill you in your sleep, and will always get his revenge so I recommend you don't mess with one.

Don't mess with him he's East German he will kill you, your friends, and your family.

by Anonymousk9 October 1, 2016

German Oven

The mechanics and principles are exactly the same as a Dutch Oven however the act involves following though to lay a fresh poop.
Then one locks the other participant (Preferably the one who did not do the poop) under the sheets.

Person1 "I can't believe you followed through trying to Dutch Oven me."
Person2 "That's how a German Oven works"

by Eppiox March 24, 2010