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Girlfriend-jacked

The action in which a man's girlfriend takes something, usually clothing like a jacket, with the knowledge and approval of the man, knowing full well that this is only acceptable because she is his girlfriend.
Ya, the new jacket is because I got Girlfriend-jacked.
by taken:) January 25, 2011
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Girlfriend Powder

Definition: a texture of snow favored by skiers for its quality and consistency.

Function: noun

Etymology: Ski culture - Inland NW, USA; the name of this form of snow originates from an analogous description of a former girlfriend described as “slightly dense, but a lot of fun”.
Grinning, Willy dove into a sweet line of untracked girlfriend powder.
by Growlvin September 29, 2012
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girlfriend season

The time period roughly between November to February, where a single person feels extra pressure to bring a suitable mate to holiday parties and family gatherings. This pressure often leads to picking the first available/willing partner. The forced relationship is often dragged out until just after Valentine's Day.

Another phrase for cuffing season.
(At a family gathering)
Cousin A: Who's that skanky girl holding hands with Brian?
Cousin B: No idea, never seen her before.
Cousin A: Well, it IS girlfriend season, I guess he had to bring someone.
by greybird February 16, 2013
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girlfriend rule

the rule that states your girlfriend always loves and misses you more than you do her.
"i love you most"

"um actually according to the girlfriend rulei love you more"
by volleygUrl333 December 5, 2016
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Girlfriend Portion

A quantity of food typically taken by a loved one who has refused any previous offer of food, but decides to snack on yours anyway.
"I didn't want any of the meals there, but his fries looked delicious, so I just helped myself to a girlfriend portion."
by Shipwreck97 January 19, 2017
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girlfriend-zoned

When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.
Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned
by honky tonka got no donk May 11, 2018
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Girlfriend Juice

a term used to refer to having a girlfriend or to refer to an attempt to acquire a female companion

oc J
P: Yo you trynna hangout l8r?
H: Sorry bro the boys are broke and im trynna get that girlfriend juice
by MegaSwagGuy September 3, 2018
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